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Friday, February 3 2012  |  2 notes
Made the jarring mistake of seeing Underworld: Ballsack in 3D last night. It’s like sitting in a shitty plastic car covered in jittery subwoofers while a Twilight Tween recites their poetry and smashes you in the face with a cinder block every god damn second. The werewolves still look like slimy nintendo 64 characters (where the fuck is the hair?), and seriously, when they find the sweatshop of fourteen year olds that are beaten and forced to write these movies, don’t say we didn’t tell you so. All that aside, not bad, but the heart and soul of the movie is best represented by this YouTube Doubler.  -Pawl

Made the jarring mistake of seeing Underworld: Ballsack in 3D last night. It’s like sitting in a shitty plastic car covered in jittery subwoofers while a Twilight Tween recites their poetry and smashes you in the face with a cinder block every god damn second. The werewolves still look like slimy nintendo 64 characters (where the fuck is the hair?), and seriously, when they find the sweatshop of fourteen year olds that are beaten and forced to write these movies, don’t say we didn’t tell you so. All that aside, not bad, but the heart and soul of the movie is best represented by this YouTube Doubler. 

-Pawl

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